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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
cheap lager
dispenser
leaked all over
a Brazilian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
shepherd
milkman
doctor
surgeon
ticket inspector
soldier
sailor
a spy
tramp
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