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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Chinese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
dentist
taxi driver
doctor
ticket inspector
tramp
woman
policewoman
child
a spy
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Dan
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