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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Papua New Guinean
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
child
farmer
bus driver
sailor
TV personality
taxi driver
milkman
woman
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Dan
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