Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
milkman
child
farmer
bus driver
train driver
student
man
policewoman
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.