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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Japanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
bus driver
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soldier
dentist
policewoman
train driver
child
woman
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