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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
red wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mauritian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
pilot
sailor
tramp
woman
TV personality
surgeon
child
man
a spy
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Dan
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