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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
sailor
student
taxi driver
tramp
soldier
a spy
farmer
pilot
doctor
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