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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Zambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
dentist
sailor
doctor
policeman
train driver
surgeon
policewoman
a spy
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.