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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
woman
pilot
tramp
dentist
a spy
man
train driver
taxi driver
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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