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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
defrost circuit
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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tramp
surgeon
taxi driver
bus driver
policewoman
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TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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