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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
screed washer
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
soldier
policewoman
farmer
pilot
bus driver
TV personality
surgeon
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Dan
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