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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
screed washer
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
child
ticket inspector
sailor
bus driver
policeman
doctor
shepherd
farmer
man
milkman
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