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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
nanotube
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
a spy
pilot
taxi driver
milkman
farmer
bus driver
sailor
ticket inspector
student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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