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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
beam divider
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
student
sailor
woman
tramp
dentist
TV personality
taxi driver
soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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