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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
beam divider
leaked all over
a Cameroonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
woman
soldier
a spy
farmer
tramp
dentist
student
TV personality
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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