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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
beam divider
leaked all over
a Martiniquais
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
child
bus driver
pilot
farmer
surgeon
man
woman
policewoman
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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