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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
flusher
leaked all over
a Taiwanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
surgeon
a spy
doctor
ticket inspector
student
milkman
policewoman
taxi driver
pilot
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