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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
heater
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
farmer
tramp
train driver
milkman
a spy
student
bus driver
pilot
sailor
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