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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
pilot light
leaked all over
a Solomon Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
policeman
taxi driver
soldier
sailor
ticket inspector
woman
policewoman
shepherd
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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