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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
pilot light
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
man
a spy
farmer
shepherd
student
policeman
woman
doctor
TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.