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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Congolese (Congo)
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
sailor
policewoman
man
milkman
taxi driver
soldier
train driver
ticket inspector
shepherd
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Dan
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