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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
a Nicaraguan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
man
farmer
child
train driver
milkman
taxi driver
pilot
dentist
doctor
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Dan
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