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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
ticket inspector
soldier
student
child
farmer
bus driver
dentist
TV personality
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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