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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
tramp
TV personality
farmer
train driver
surgeon
shepherd
policeman
student
bus driver
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