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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
pilot
a spy
taxi driver
man
ticket inspector
TV personality
woman
tramp
doctor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.