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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
tramp
farmer
man
doctor
dentist
policewoman
pilot
shepherd
woman
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Dan
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