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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
student
pilot
policewoman
man
TV personality
farmer
ticket inspector
milkman
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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