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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Bermudian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
soldier
tramp
dentist
a spy
milkman
TV personality
taxi driver
surgeon
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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