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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
train driver
ticket inspector
doctor
surgeon
soldier
milkman
shepherd
tramp
policewoman
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