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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
ticket inspector
taxi driver
farmer
policeman
man
surgeon
doctor
sailor
child
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