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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Zambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
bus driver
soldier
TV personality
ticket inspector
milkman
tramp
man
pilot
shepherd
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