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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
flux capacitor
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
policewoman
train driver
student
child
surgeon
a spy
pilot
tramp
soldier
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