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Bad maintenance
My train's
headlight
flux capacitor
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
ticket inspector
man
student
milkman
woman
sailor
a spy
tramp
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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