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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
woman
sailor
bus driver
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shepherd
student
soldier
a spy
tramp
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