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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
an Israeli
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
milkman
sailor
ticket inspector
soldier
woman
child
doctor
bus driver
a spy
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Dan
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