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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kazakh
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
tramp
taxi driver
woman
doctor
sailor
dentist
milkman
TV personality
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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