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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bruneian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
woman
child
milkman
doctor
TV personality
tramp
policeman
a spy
shepherd
taxi driver
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