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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
TV personality
child
surgeon
farmer
ticket inspector
a spy
milkman
taxi driver
pilot
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