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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nigerien
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
woman
train driver
ticket inspector
bus driver
dentist
policewoman
man
child
milkman
a spy
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