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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Taiwanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
surgeon
a spy
milkman
ticket inspector
child
student
doctor
taxi driver
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.