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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
train driver
bus driver
shepherd
doctor
student
farmer
woman
milkman
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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