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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kazakh
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
taxi driver
shepherd
bus driver
farmer
TV personality
pilot
policeman
soldier
ticket inspector
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