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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guamanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
milkman
student
policewoman
bus driver
soldier
man
pilot
tramp
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.