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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tunisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
TV personality
train driver
ticket inspector
doctor
man
surgeon
bus driver
pilot
tramp
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