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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
an Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
taxi driver
tramp
dentist
student
bus driver
man
soldier
farmer
a spy
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