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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
surgeon
taxi driver
sailor
man
woman
ticket inspector
farmer
shepherd
policewoman
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