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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
red wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mauritian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policeman
taxi driver
milkman
man
a spy
TV personality
soldier
sailor
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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