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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
red wine
dispenser
leaked all over
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a St Helenian
a Bahamian
a Chinese
an Irish
a Nigerian
a Chadian
a Mauritian
an Egyptian
a Filipino
a British Virgin Islander
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