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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Brazilian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
shepherd
policewoman
policeman
a spy
farmer
surgeon
bus driver
child
TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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