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Bad maintenance
My train's
control system
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
milkman
soldier
bus driver
ticket inspector
a spy
policewoman
woman
farmer
doctor
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Dan
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